After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an
old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the
city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing
what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my
daddy."

He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his
wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn,
and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there
and look at it.

The man's many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy's suspicion. One
day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly
tramp he's runnin' around with."