Funny Jokes

8.17.2003

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey,pack
your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife says,"Really? No way! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back,"It doesn't matter . just get out!"

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