A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing
shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and
sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've
known you for over fifteen years and I've never seen you take a drink
before. What's going on?" Without even taking his eyes off his newly
filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best
friend." He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp. "But,"
says the other man, "I'm your best friend!" The man turns to his friend,
looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not
anymore! He is!"