"Ugly People"

Submitted by Shirley A. Evans

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their
maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he
decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish
is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and
it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want
to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish
is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway
down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there
are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing
his behind off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will
be. The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again"