Funny Jokes

8.20.2003

Woman Surgeon
A woman surgeon was disturbed about the high cost of her car
repair.

"This is ridiculous!" she said, "charging me five hundred
dollars to grind the valves and put in new piston rings."

"Not really, just think about it. You are a surgeon and
should know that an automobile engine is just as complicated as a
human body. The mechanic who serviced your car is just as
skilled as you are."

"Is that so? Well, let me see him grind the valves while the
engine is running."

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