Emergency Room Conversation



While visiting his niece, an elderly Uncle Geezer
had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a
long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead,
but his heart is still
beating." "Oh, dear," cried the niece, her hands clasped against her
cheeks with shock, "We've
never had a Democrat in the family before."