Ghosts

An enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom that lived in the house at the edge of town.

When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost decended upon him, clanking chains and moaning.

"I mean no harm; I just want your photograph," the journalist said.

Pleased at this chance to make headlines, the ghost posed for a number of shots.

The happy journalist rushed back to his darkroom and began developing the photos.

Unfortunately, they turned out to be so underexposed that nothing could be seen in them.

The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak : (