Halloween Jokes

Ways that you know you are to old for trick or treating


1 You save to shave just to put on the mask.

2 You grow your own beard to go out as Osama Bin Ladin

3 You stop for a smoke break between houses

4 The the nice lady giving out candy was your date to Homecoming dance.

5 You take a swig from your flask to take the chill off..

6 You and your kids get into a "ME First" fight for the house giving away full size candy bars.

7 when you check your own candy.

8 When you drive from house to house

9 when you try to disguise your voice not to show your age and say "Twidder Beat"

10 When the word "Trick" takes on a whole new meaning.

Submitted by Chris aka Gorillaskull