Submitted by Under The Rainbow's Joke Ezine

Old MacDonald

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they
failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to
play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-
the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a
_________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he
needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure
the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Cletus on the shoulder.
"Pssst. Cletus. What's the answer to the last question?"

Cletus laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor
hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid.
Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2
pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped.
Reaching to tap Cletus's shoulder again, he whispered, "Cletus,
how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled
E-I-E-I-O."