The Cuban Dog

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her all at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in
return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on
the three suitors, the Poodle decides to be kind and
tells them,
"The first one of you who uses the words 'liver' and
'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent
sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Labrador Retriever speaks
up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "that shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and
said, "How well can you do?"

"Um...I HATE liver and cheese!" blurts the Golden
Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless.
That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you?"

The last of the three males is a handsome exiled Cuban
dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to
the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says in broken
English...

"Liver alone, Cheese mine."