TURKEY TALK:


What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing; they are already stuffed!



What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

A drumstick for everybody!



What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.



Why did the turkey bolt down his food?

Because he was a gobbler!



Why did the turkey go to the movie?

To see Gregory Peck!



Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken had the day off.



What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!



Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language



Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all



What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving



Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside



Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks



Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."



What do you call a bunch of turkeys playing football?

Fowl play!



Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office ?

He used "fowl" language!


FUNNIES:


Q. Why do we eat too much on Thanksgiving?

A. Because the turkey says gobble gobble gobble