Funny Jokes

12.18.2003

Political jokes require a few footnotes


Published December 14, 2003 POLB14

If you're just tuning in to the political scene (and by the way, welcome aboard) the following wisecracks may not mean much to you, so we've explained them at the bottom of today's Buzz. The jokes were delivered by Donna Brazile, who was Al Gore's campaign manager in 2000, at the Winter Gridiron Dinner at the Greenbrier Hotel in West Virginia. They were reported by Lloyd Grove in the New York Daily News:

"John Kerry really wanted to be here. Unfortunately, he fired his scheduler, both of his drivers quit and his wife thinks this place is a slum. She does, however, encourage you to enjoy the ketchup. . . . Howard Dean would like to be here, but this is the night he attends anger-management class. . . . John Edwards wanted to be here, but the ambulance he was chasing took a wrong turn."

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