The choir...

All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria."
They were singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a
red
apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

A visitor listened in wonder to the performance, and then approached
the
conductor. "I'm a retired Choir Director," he said. "This is one of
the best
choirs I have ever heard."

"Yes, I am very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What are they
called?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor.

Are you ready for this?



(Better sit down.)





"They're CALLED the Moron Tapanapple Choir."