Hangover Cures

FOOD FUNNIES: The Top 9 Surprising Hangover Cures
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9. Consume half a pound of fresh wasabi. It'll certainly distract
you from your throbbing *head*.

8. A clown hammer. A clown hammer can fix ANYTHING.

7. Roll over and look what you dragged home last night.

6. Aspirin Colada!

5. Theoretically, drinking in moderation; although that has never
actually been tried in the field.

4. The sudden realization that it's two weeks after the party,
you're in a hotel where all the signs are in Hindi, and all
you're wearing is a sombrero and mukluks.

3. Reindeer urine. Heck, it works for Santa every year!

2. Tomato juice, raw eggs and Fruit Loops. It may not cure the
hangover, but your technicolor vomit will be universally
admired.

... and the #1 Surprising Hangover Cure ...

1. Cure? Who wants a cure? Gimme another double.