Funny Jokes

1.28.2004

Let it snow...

Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George. One
winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of
the street so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
street so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again. The
radio announcer begins, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of
snow today. You must park--," but then the power goes
out.

Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do!"

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"

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