The Silver Tray

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift.
Aha, she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from
my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a
silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers
on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.'

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her
monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined
the tray carefully, shook his head and said, 'Lady, this
can only be done so many times!'