Why did the blonde cross the road:: She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead!

You might be a redneck if you only need one more hole punched for the freebie at the House of Tattoos.

What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?? An Amish drive-by shooting!

What is the difference between and trampoline and a lawyer? You have to take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!

What did one casket say to the other casket?? Is that you coffin??

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill!

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water!!