End of the World...

How the Media Would Handle the End of the World

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal:
Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer:
O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

Inc. Magazine:
10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone:
The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated:
Game Over.

Ladies' Home Journal:
Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

TV Guide:
Death and Damnation: Nielsen Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine:
How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal:
Netscape Loses Market Share.

America Online:
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