Jumping to conclusions...

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I
woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach.
I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When
I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room
service and raged, "I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but
$11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!"

"The crackers are complimentary," the voice at the other
end coolly explained. "I believe you are complaining about
your room number."