New Classics

In addition to the old lines about "The check is in the
mail" and "Certainly, I'll respect you in the morning,"
modern events have made for modern lies to take their
place among the classics.

Following are some of the *new classics*

I never inhaled.
I never watch television except PBS.
I will be devoting my life to finding the real killer of
my wife Nicole and Ron Goldman.
The engine is supposed to make that noise.
Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.
Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge
is on "empty."
Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
You get this one and I'll pay next time.