A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house,
and Grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman
said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his
way home.

"Oh Morris," said Grandma. "You've been going to that park
for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Grandma so that the policeman couldn't
hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too
tired to walk home."