Dialed the Wrong Number
I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers.
Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal
Revenue Service in error.
So the IRS operator asked me what number I had
dialed.
I said, 'The Red Cross, you know, where they take
the blood.'
She said, 'Well, you aren't too far off, are you?'

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