It's Strawberry Time!

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."



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Say when...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've
been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of
your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember
it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she
just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon
do you need to know?"