Special Holidays...

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter
and Passover holidays and decided to contact his lawyer about the
discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations
afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the> >
Atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said,
"Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and
Hanukkah...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists'
holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date--April 1st!"

"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'"
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