We're in love with cars...cars...cars...

* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a
tire without losing your place in line.

* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to
bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is
anti-perspirant to put under your car's fenders.

* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are
just as many people trying to get to whatever you're
trying to get away from.

* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush
hour traffic. You're glad for the opening, but you wonder
who died.

* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on
the highway and go wherever the other cars take you.

* The only way to get home from work on time is to take
the day off... even then, you're cutting it close.

* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a
hurry.

* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some
places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and
make a car payment.

* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to
buy the car driving next to you.

* Remember the good old days when traffic used to be
bumper to bumper? Now it's windshield wiper to windshield
wiper.

* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn
signals.