All jerks of the world...unite!

Having many legal problems, including a divorce, a man had
become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers in general. One
evening in a cafe, the conversation got around to his pet
peeve and he started "venting." "All lawyers are jerks,"
he loudly proclaimed.

Another man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and
sauntered over to him. "Look, I heard what you said, and
I am highly offended by it."

"Why is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.

"No, I'm not; I'm a jerk!"