[arizona_humor] FUNERAL PROCESSION

Subject: Fwd: FUNERAL PROCESSION
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A WOMAN WAS LEAVING A CONVENIENCE STORE WITH HER MORNING
COFFEE. WHEN SHE NOTICED A MOST UNUSUAL FUNERAL PROCESSION
APPROACHING THE NEARBY CEMETERY.

A LONG BLACK HEARSE WAS FOLLOWED BY A SECOND LONG
BLACK HEARSE, ABOUT 50 FEET BEHIND THE FIRST ONE.

BEHIND THE SECOND HEARSE WAS A SOLITARY WOMAN WALKING A PIT BULL ON A LEASH.
BEHIND HER, A SHORT DISTANCE BACK. WERE ABOUT 200 WOMEN WALKING SINGLE FILE.

SHE COULDN'T STAND HER CURIOSITY. SHE RESPECTFULLY APPROACHED THE WOMAN
WALKING THE DOG AND SAID,"I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, AND I KNOW NOW IS A BAD
TIME TO DISTURB YOU, BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A FUNERAL LIKE THIS. WHOSE FUNERAL IS
IT?

"MY HUSBAND'S."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM"? THE WOMAN REPLIED,

MY DOG ATTACKED AND KILLED HIM.

SHE INQUIRED FURTHER,... WELL, WHO IS IN THE SECOND HEARSE?

THE WOMAN ANSWERED,... MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. SHE WAS TRYINGI TO HELP MY HUSBAND
WHEN THE DOG TURNED ON HER.

A POIGNANT AND THOUGHTFUL MOMENT OF SILENCE PASSED BETWEEN THE TWO WOMEN.

CAN I BORROW THE DOG?


"GET IN LINE. "

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LOL.....



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