[arizona_humor] Good = Better = Best

GOOD

A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing
up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and
a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he
sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied, "Wisconsin
State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.



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