[arizona_humor] Yet another blond story
The flight attendant walks into the first class cabin Of the early morning plane to Hawaii and found a blond from the economy section sitting there. She tells the young lady that her seat is farther back and she'll have to move.
The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant attempts to explain that someone has paid a premium rate for this seat and the economy class is farther back in the plane.
The passenger replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant tells her that if she doesn't move, she'll have her put off the plane.
Unfazed, she replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The senior attendant is called and he goes through the same routine.
She continues to reply , "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The captain is called and he walks straight to the blond and whispers in her ear.
When he steps away, the young lady jumps up and heads to the rear of the aircraft.
The attendant and the chief are dumbstruck. "How on earth did you do that?" They demanded.
"It was really very obvious." the captain told them. "I told her this seat didn't go to Hawaii."
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The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant attempts to explain that someone has paid a premium rate for this seat and the economy class is farther back in the plane.
The passenger replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The attendant tells her that if she doesn't move, she'll have her put off the plane.
Unfazed, she replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The senior attendant is called and he goes through the same routine.
She continues to reply , "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Hawaii. I'll sit wherever I want."
The captain is called and he walks straight to the blond and whispers in her ear.
When he steps away, the young lady jumps up and heads to the rear of the aircraft.
The attendant and the chief are dumbstruck. "How on earth did you do that?" They demanded.
"It was really very obvious." the captain told them. "I told her this seat didn't go to Hawaii."
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