Eat your Oatmeal!

An old man was telling his grandson the secret to a long,
happy, fruitful life. 'The secret,' he said, 'is to
sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal each morning.'

The grandson thought this was odd, but still he did it
every morning. And the old timer was right.

When the young boy grew up, lived a long full life and died,
he left behind 13 children, 23 grandchildren, 34 great-
grandchildren and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the
crematorium!