Re: [arizona_humor] stupid customers

OK, here's another one:
One of my job functions is on-site Tech Support for a national retailer's advertising department.
Recently, I got a call from someone who had a problem logging into his application-
Dude Having a Bad Day: Uh Hi, I'm trying to log into X application, but its asking for a username and password...
Me: Ok, your username is the first 6 letters of your last name, followed by your first initial.
Dude: Ok. how do I spell that...?
(around this time my day got worse...)

No kidding.
(I feel ok griping now that I already made a shining example of myself as a 'stupid customer' too!)

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In a message dated 5/21/2004 12:33:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, wbaustin@worldnet.att.net writes:

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> From: "Leslie
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> I am a receptionist, and I thus deal with the a large number of
> customers on the phone each day. Here are a couple of my favorites:
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> Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
> may I direct your call?
> Customer: Hello???
> Receptionist: How may I help you?
> Customer: Who did I just call?
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> Bear in mind that we have two different buildings and several
> departments in our dealership. I cannot personally see all the employees
> at once, and don't know who they call or when they do so. My personal
> favorite is...
> Receptionist: Thank you for calling Herbert Motors, this is Leslie, how
> may I direct your call?
> Customer: Someone just called me from this number.
> Receptionist: I am sorry, but I couldn't tell you who it was.
> Customer: Well, can you find out for me?
> Receptionist: Have you had a vehicle in service recently?
> Customer: No.
> Receptionist: Have you been in recently to look at a vehicle?
> Customer: No. Wait a minute, who are you again?
> Receptionist: Herbert Motors.
> Customer: No.
> Receptionist: Well, sir, I am sorry, I don't have any idea that who it
> was. I personally did not call you."
> Customer: Well then who did? I have it on my caller ID. Where are you
> located?
> Receptionist: Ken Pratt Blvd.
> Customer: (muttering to himself) Herbert Motors, 3:51pm..."Oh wait a
> minute. Are you Valley Nissan?"
> Receptionist: No sir, like I said, this is Herbert Motors. We don't sell
> Nissan."
> Customer: Oh, then who called me?
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> I would like to find the person who invented caller ID and let them take
> one such call. I guarantee that whoever the inventor is, they would
> immediately feel regret for inventing the devise that is the bane to
> receptionists everywhere!!
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> Lots Of Laughs and Sunshine From Colorado, :0)
> Leslie S.
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