[arizona_humor] Another Houdini? Not!
A police officer responded to a report of a bar room
disturbance.
The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall
and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted
that he could whip the officer and the "Heavy Weight
Boxing Champion of the World."
Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape
artist too, probably better than Houdini."
The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the officer continued, "you could
show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a
set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you
can break out of them?"
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for
four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the officer asked.
The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do
it."
"In that case," said the officer, "you're under arrest."
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disturbance.
The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall
and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted
that he could whip the officer and the "Heavy Weight
Boxing Champion of the World."
Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape
artist too, probably better than Houdini."
The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the officer continued, "you could
show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a
set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you
can break out of them?"
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for
four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the officer asked.
The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do
it."
"In that case," said the officer, "you're under arrest."
Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/
Join the fun at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lifestory/
For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml
Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/
Troubled with? http://www.troubledwith.com
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