[arizona_humor] coffee we all need it,. and hello group!!!!!
You ski uphill.You speed walk in your sleep.You answer the door
before people knock.You sleep with your eyes open.You just completed
another sweater and you don't know how toknit.You grind your coffee
beans in your mouth.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.The only
time you're standing still is in an earthquake.You lick your
coffeepot clean.Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.The nurse needs a
scientific calculator to take your pulse.You can type sixty words a
minute with your feet.You don't need a hammer to pound nails.You
don't sweat, you percolate.You've worn out the handles on your
favorite mug.You've built a miniature city out of plastic
stirrers.People get dizzy just watching you.People can test their
batteries in your ears.When someone asks you," How are you?" you
answer," Good to thelast drop."Your birthday is a national holiday in
Brazil.You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the
coffee.Your Thermos is on wheels.You can outlast the Energizer
Bunny.You don't
> even wait for the water to boil anymore.You think being called a
drip is a compliment.You don't tan, you roast.You don't get mad, you
get steamed.You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.You think CPR
stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
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before people knock.You sleep with your eyes open.You just completed
another sweater and you don't know how toknit.You grind your coffee
beans in your mouth.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.The only
time you're standing still is in an earthquake.You lick your
coffeepot clean.Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.The nurse needs a
scientific calculator to take your pulse.You can type sixty words a
minute with your feet.You don't need a hammer to pound nails.You
don't sweat, you percolate.You've worn out the handles on your
favorite mug.You've built a miniature city out of plastic
stirrers.People get dizzy just watching you.People can test their
batteries in your ears.When someone asks you," How are you?" you
answer," Good to thelast drop."Your birthday is a national holiday in
Brazil.You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the
coffee.Your Thermos is on wheels.You can outlast the Energizer
Bunny.You don't
> even wait for the water to boil anymore.You think being called a
drip is a compliment.You don't tan, you roast.You don't get mad, you
get steamed.You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.You think CPR
stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
>
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