[arizona_humor] A compassionate lawyer

A compassionate lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men, on all fours alongside the road, eating
grass. Disturbed at the site, the lawyer ordered his driver to stop and
the lawyer got out to investigate. The lawyer asked the first man:
"Sir, why are you eating the grass." The man responded: "We don`t have
enough money for food." "Well, then," the lawyer said, "you can come with
me to my house." "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me."
"Bring
them along," the lawyer replied. The lawyer turned to the other man and
declared, "You can come with us also." The second man, pitifully, said:
"But,
sir, I also have a wife and six children with me." "Bring them along, too,"
said the Lawyer. They all piled into the limousine, which quickly became
cramped, despite the roominess of the limousine. As they were proceeding
to
the lawyer`s house, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said:
"Sir, you are too kind for taking us all to your home." The lawyer replied:
"I`m glad to do it... you`ll love my place, the grass is almost a foot
high."


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