[arizona_humor] Ever wonder

Didja ever wonder? (cute little icons!)

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles
of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section
in a swimming pool?

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OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?


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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys
it?

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to
begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives
a racecar is not called a racist?

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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If lawyer s are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older; then it dawned on me .. they're cramming for their final exam.

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?



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