[arizona_humor] Flying high

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the
Phoenix airport, they announced that a flight to Las Vegas
was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give
up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100
voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the
plane leaving an hour later.

About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage
of the offer. About 15 seconds later all eight of those
people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket
counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER than the
flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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