[arizona_humor] HMO Joke

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates
for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon
and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can
enter."

The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people
rehabilitate themselves. " St. Peter also invited him in."

The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager.
I helped people get effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can
come in too."

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay
three days. After that, you can go to hell



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