[arizona_humor] > Jesus and the Redneck..

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> Jesus and the Redneck...
>
>
> An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
> afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
> The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked,
> "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to
> give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a
> hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
> down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He
> also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the English-
> man said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,  "My treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
> Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat
> down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang How's > about gettin' me a cold
glass of Coke!"
>
> He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
> that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more
> nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass
> of Coke, "On my bill."
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
> touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
> healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into
> his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and
>  said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The English-
> man felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands,
> praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck
> jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!"



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