During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday,
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he
had a plan to increase every Native American's income
by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests
for details of his plan. However, he also told the Apaches
that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times
.... for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the
Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his n
ew Indian name, Walking Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that
Walking Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.


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