[arizona_humor] Chicken joke

A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was
fully-grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every other
word was a swear word. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the
least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was
constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and doing anything
he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled
at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just
got angrier and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then
suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.

David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird, and quickly
opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended
arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly
sorry and beg your forgiveness."

David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
ask what had caused such a dramatic change, when the parrot continued, "May
ask what the chicken did?"


Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/
Join the fun at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lifestory/
For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml
Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/
Troubled with? http://www.troubledwith.com







------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~-->
Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar.
Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free!
http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/ZkgolB/TM
--------------------------------------------------------------------~->

Humor Sites

********************************************

If you got this from someone else subscribe at:
Arizona Humor
or send an email to:
arizona_humor-subscribe@yahoogroups.com


Silly Stories
Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes

Funny Quotes


Love Quotes

Yahoo! Groups Links

<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/arizona_humor/

<*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
arizona_humor-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com

<*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to:
http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/