[arizona_humor] circle flies

A farmer in Indiana got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The
trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and in general began to
throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he
kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer
said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped
writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never
heard of circle flies." So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on
farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to
writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying
to call me a horse's ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you
a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back
to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool
them flies though."



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