[arizona_humor] A little old lady

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good
morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to
close the door..
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said "Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration" And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.



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