[arizona_humor] Sisters

>A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign
>out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
>
>
>
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
>
>
>
>He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without
>second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
>
>
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
>
>
>
> Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....
Then
he
>drives past a third sign saying:
>
>
>
>
> SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
>
>
>
>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far
>side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
the
>door reading:
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>
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>
>
>
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a
>long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
>
>
>
>
>He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in


>possibly doing business."
>
>
>
>"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>
>
>
>The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented.
>The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on
this
>door."
>
>
>
>He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
cup
>answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup,
then
go
>through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100
out
>of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.
>
>
>
>He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
shut
>behind him.. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in
the
>parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
>
>
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
> BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER



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