[arizona_humor] Speedy Checkout!

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local
supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few
condiments. The big college game was going to be on, so he was having
a few
friends over to watch it.

The store was loaded with shoppers and as he headed for the six item
express
lane, the only one that didn't have a long line, a woman completely
ignoring
the overhead sign slipped into the check-out line just in front of him
pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Ray was quietly fuming at the anticipated delay. But the elderly
cashier
beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked ever
so
sweetly, "So Dearie, which six items would you like to buy?"

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