[arizona_humor] The Texas Midget

The Texas Midget

A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached
almost all the time.

The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his
pants. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to turn his head and cough (the
usual method to check for a hernia).

"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to turn and cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip,
snip, snip, snip on the right side; snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his
testicles still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The
midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."



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