Cannibal Quips

Cannibal Jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, Does this taste funny to you?

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

What's a cannibal's favourite game?
Swallow the leader.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for
buttering up his teacher?

What's a cannibal's favourite motivational book?
How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire.
The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes."

What does a cannibal say when they're annoyed?
"I have a bone to pick with you."