One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks
the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and
leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later a cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber, who replies, "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am
doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Democrat comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he
owes, the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I
am doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, two dozen
Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut!