arizona humor Attracting Girls

Attracting Girls



Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls,
So he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice
for him.


"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes
too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin you
man...you'll have all the babes you want!"


The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and for cryin' out loud! - it's worse than
before!

Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering

their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to the
lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"


"Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"



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