arizona humor Best of the Blondes (very clean)

Best of the Blondes

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast somewhat exposed.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why officer?"
"Because your breast is exposed," he says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!


RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."



KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up! "said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"


IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consisted of yes/no type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the exam for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, took out her
purse, removed a coin and started tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet:
"Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minute's she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and
one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
like that?"
"HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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