arizona humor bubble gum

>A Southerner is having his breakfast of grits, biscuits and jam, and


>coff! ee, when an obnoxious bubble gum chewing Northerner sits down next


>to him at the counter. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who,


>nevertheless, starts a conversation.


>


>Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole


>slice?"


>Southerner: "Yep."


>


>Northerner (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. Up North, we


>only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle


>them, then transform them into biscuits and send them down South."


>The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in


>silence.


>


>The Northerner persists: "Do you Southern people eat jam with your


>biscuits?"


>


>Southerner: "Yep."


>


>Northerner (cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and


>chuckling):"We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we


>put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,


>then transform them into jam and then send it down South."


>


>Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?"


>


>Northerner (as he pops another big bubble): "Why of course we do."


>


>Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?"


>


>Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."


>


>Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, recycle 'em,


>melt 'em down into bubble gum and sell 'em to Yankees."


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